Bring back bring back bring back my body to me to me...

I know that's not how the song goes. I don't care. I've had a moderately dreadful couple of days. I'd crawl into bed and die, except it's hurting to lie down. I'm really tired of my body self-destructing on me.

If anyone has seen a very used throat, could you send it back please? No questions asked, just pleased for its safe recovery.